Elden Ring is stuffed with exhausting bosses, esoteric secrets and techniques, and bizarre exploits, however the present high information on the sport’s Steam web page isn’t about any of that. It’s about toes. The fleshy pads are available all completely different sizes and styles, and Elden Ring, just like the Souls video games earlier than it, is stuffed with them. So after all somebody determined to doc every pair, and now Steam customers can’t get sufficient of them.

“The Many Toes of The Lands Between,” reads the title of the present hottest information. The gathering, curated by Steam person Mister B, has over 70 entries, from Fia’s lengthy slim tootsies to the Mad Pumpkin Head’s gnarly arches. There are zero descriptions; it’s all simply names and pictures, and it retains getting up to date with new content material. The information has an ideal 5 out of 5 stars and over 500 rankings. Some commenters are appalled. Others applaud the dedication to a longstanding Darkish Souls meme about sequence creator Hidetaka Miyazaki having a foot fetish.

Take into account the Demi-Human Queen’s toes, which look extra like big fingers. Or the Marionette Soldier’s toes, which seem like damaged hair combs. Which of them are your favourite? I’m a fan of the Omen’s. The ogre-like creatures are huge however fast, and their toes seem like two stacked on high of one another.

“It’s a online game ffs,” reads one remark. “Thanks! This can absolutely be useful in future playthroughs!” reads one other. “Truely a Miyazaki authorised information,” wrote a 3rd individual.

However the listing is way from full, and gamers have taken difficulty with a number of the notable absences. Some of the obtrusive is Blaidd, the fan-favorite half-wolf NPC working round within the Mistwood Ruins. Gamers need to know: The place are his bushy wigglies? Godrick the Grafted can also be MIA. (Mister B says it’s as a result of each of them put on footwear.) Which toes have been the toughest to seize? Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy. Mister B needed to stand within the lava pit to get shut sufficient for the cash shot.

Mister B didn’t instantly reply to a request for remark.

It’s unclear when precisely the foot fetish meme took maintain within the Souls neighborhood, however there have been an inordinate variety of rendered toes within the recreation relationship again to the unique Demon’s Souls in 2009. Toes are frequent sufficient in on a regular basis life, however a lot rarer in video video games the place builders typically settle for easy coverings reasonably than rendering the detailed appendages. However the Souls sequence are not any unusual video games, and, as confirmed as soon as once more by Steam’s present trending footstiary, Elden Ring followers are not any unusual players.

“NOTE: Some toes could also be lacking, if this makes you mad or unhappy (or each) tell us and we’ll ship out our skilled Pot-ographer to take an image,” Mister B writes within the information. Properly Tarnished, what are you ready for?