Most individuals ask themselves regular questions like, “Is it going to rain later?” and “What ought to I’ve for dinner tonight?” Many Elden Ring gamers should not regular, nonetheless, which is why one requested himself if he might beat the sport’s bosses by solely smashing ass. And since that is Elden Ring, the reply is: after all.
Prolific Soulsborne speedrunner Distortion2 has been operating out of the way to smash FromSoftware’s newest hit. Simply yesterday, he managed to beat the sport utilizing each trick and exploit at his disposal in lower than 10 minutes. However over the weekend he accomplished an equally spectacular and 10 instances extra absurd feat of killing Malenia and Elden Ring’s different main bosses utilizing solely his butt.
Not his precise butt thoughts you—that class nonetheless beckons to any tarnished keen to defile their controllers. Moderately he used his character’s floor pound which sees them go full Mario on all method of Eldritch-inspired horrors. Floor Slam is an Ash of Warfare improve that drops from Teardrop Scarabs close to Mistwood. Distortion2 began by choosing that up first, after which all ass broke unfastened.
“This run began off robust and slowly descended into despair,” he wrote within the description for a spotlight video posted on YouTube:
Geared up with a protect, spear, and plenty of pre-fight buffs, Distortion butt-pounded Margit, Godrick, Rennala, Radahn, and lots of others into submission. A Crystalian will get a style alongside the best way as effectively. Whereas Distortion2’s Floor Slam offers good harm, it has an enormous wind up and may’t capitalize on most openings.
“Our butt is about to get a giant, huge improve,” Distortion2 says midway by means of the video. After defeating the Erdtree Avatar close to the Nice Waterfall Crest he will get the Workers of the Avatar which grants the weapon ability Erdtree Slam. “Now this factor, this factor, hehehe, this factor is beastly.”
He then proceeded to tackle extra bosses. “Present him how magnificently girthy your cheeks are,” the chat egged him on throughout a struggle in opposition to one other Erdtree. Shortly after Distortion2 acquired his ass kicked by the Hearth Large. however he marshaled on, accruing extra upgrades and slaying extra bosses, till he finally went ass-to-grass in opposition to the Elden Beast itself and got here out on prime.
“It’s finished,” Distortion2 sighs on the finish. I shudder to consider what he’ll try subsequent.
