Excellent news, everybody! Until you’ve been dwelling in a monastery, you’re probably conscious that 2023 is the 12 months that video video games acquired sexy once more. And no, I don’t imply tastefully Hades frisky, I imply Leisure Go well with Larry and Evening Entice ranges of unhinged lust, the likes of which “mainstream” gaming (no matter which means) hasn’t seen because the Nineties.
Baldur’s Gate 3 simply reinvented jiggle physics for a extra civilized age. Remaining Fantasy XVI has tastefully toned cheeks on present in all method of grownup conditions. That’s a massive departure from a variety of motion pictures and TV reveals these days.
And fortunately, it seems this pattern isn’t about to be over anytime quickly. That’s as a result of the Grand Theft Auto VI trailer is lastly upon us. And reader, it is filled with T & A. We’ve acquired a girl twerking on the roof of a automotive. We’ve acquired bikinis in all places you look. We’ve acquired Make It Rain Mondays—confirmed.
Elsewhere on this 90-second trailer, we’ve acquired wiry previous dudes watering the grass in speedos, hotties on yachts, and even what seems to be our protagonists about to get all the way down to enterprise. There’s even blink-and-you’ll-miss-‘em particulars like police billboards that learn “Needed for panty sniffing.”
Miami—the real-world inspiration for GTA’s Vice Metropolis—is a reasonably horny place in actual life, regardless of being a part of Florida. The Grand Theft Auto VI trailer would make Waylon Smithers cower in worry as bosoms and bottoms jiggle in each conceivable route.
And truthfully? That’s the way in which it needs to be. Certain, there is likely to be some amusement park hijinks in some unspecified time in the future in the course of the recreation. (We’re in Florida, in spite of everything.) However after a decade of ready, it’s good to see that GTA remains to be adults solely. Granted, we’ve solely seen a minute and a half of this recreation, and there’s an terrible lengthy option to go till 2025. But it surely’s already clear Rockstar just isn’t going the all-ages route with this sequel.